her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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