Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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