fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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