Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
