did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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