his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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