nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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