Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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