Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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