If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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