"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you never un-have a 4some
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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