I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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