this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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