my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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