I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
