So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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