hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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