You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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