lets start a swedish sibling band together
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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