Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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