their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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