So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Two words: blizzard sex
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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