i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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