summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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