Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize