The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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