Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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