We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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