dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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