honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Randomize