So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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