That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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