We're like a lot better than the average bears
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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