Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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