He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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