no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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