Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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