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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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