Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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