hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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