You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I sprained my soul last night
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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