She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it's like iHOP with fire
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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