But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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