I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
tell me about the fingering
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