You just made me feel so damn special
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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