Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I could fuck to npr.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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