her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
