hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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