CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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