But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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