i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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