I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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