your thong is hanging out like whoa
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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