why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
