Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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